Chapter 10 “Sub Player at Home Part 1”
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Boink’s luggage had been moved up from the basement since yesterday with the help of his new landlord. Although there wasn’t much aside from some miscellaneous items needed for outdoor camping, Dawn did have to pay attention to the expensive-looking laptop belonging to the hamster. Other than that, there’s nothing else. He even had the spare time to clean out the basement using his inventory space for good.
Now, back to the current time where Boink was using that exact laptop in question and skillfully tapping away at the keys and mouse. Coupling this with the headphone in his ear, the puppy-sized hamster had genuinely become absorbed to his game that he didn’t even notice the two occupants walking up behind him.
A giant white hamster squatting in front of the laptop, how to say this… weird? That’s the only word that came to Dawn’s mind when describing this situation.
“Point A Point A! TMD, you almost blew me up! Fuck you, I’m on your team! Are you blind! EEEee!! Who tossed that flash bomb!”
“I’m running out of blood! Don’t fire at me! I’m on your team, stop firing at me you TMD! You can’t even handle the rifle and you still chased him? Are you buying it just to give the other team? Quit running! Cover me with a smoke!”
“You damn noob, get back and practice more first! I’m way more useful than you even if I’m playing with my foot on the keyboard… Who is the TMD that bazooka me! Medic Medic, soldier down! Get over here!”
Oblivious to the surroundings, Boink’s tongue flowed like a raging river with those internet slangs and curses, which left both Dawn and Shadow flabbergasted.
“He… is he going crazy?” The catling asked with a confused face.
“No…. he’s not going crazy. He’s carrying out the traditional art of an internet gamer.” Dawn dumbly blurts this out without thought.
“Traditional… art? What kind of art is this?” Shadow didn’t get it and pursued the topic.
“Uhh… It’s just a metaphor. Right now he’s playing an online game and talking to others remotely so you don’t need to know too much about what he’s saying. It’s mostly the same anyways.” Dawn sweated buckets in struggling to explain.
“Long-range conversations without spells? So magical.” The catling’s eyes beam with curiosity, “But I didn’t expect him to be so mad that he would resort to berserker magic….”
When Dawn attempted to give a popularized and simplified explanation, Boink transformed again and changed his game to window’s mode before opening up a new chat window.
“Wife~ your dear husband is coming~ you want to clear a dungeon today?”
Unlike the vulgarity just now, Boink’s tone was sweet as honey, thus causing the two watchers to shiver in goosebumps.
“Okay, okay, okay, don’t cry, don’t cry. Today your husband will take you back there and clean out whoever bullied you! I’ll kill every one of them!”
The catling exclaimed, “He’s going to kill people?!”
Dawn felt exhausted at this point: “Don’t worry about his words, it’s just a game…. It won’t affect reality.”
What’s going on here… A hamster and a person engaged in online love. This is more terrifying than those internet pedophiles. At least that’s a human. Ohhh, that sister would probably turn over and drop dead if she finds out her love interest is a hamster.
How does a hamster make love to a sister anyways?
What position do they use in bed?
What children will they produce?!!!
Oh the sin….
Dawn was feeling sick just thinking about the idea. In fact, he might not be able to eat dinner tonight if he didn’t stop this and did just that by gently knocking at Boink’s head.
Shocked by the sudden contact, the hamsterling jerked and jumped up to the computer desk before turning around to scan for danger.
“Oh, it’s Landlord… You scared me there.” Then patting his chubby and fluffy chest, Boink lets out a long sigh of relief, “When did you come back?”
Dawn raised an eyebrow over that question: “It’s been half a day since we returned. Also, we’ve seen your wonderful performance as well.”
Unexpectedly, the hamsterling’s reaction was calmer than imagined. “How about it Landlord? Am I awesome? Not only can I clear dungeons by myself, but I can also bubble up girls as I want.”
Deflating over that remark, Dawn has got to hand it to him: “Yep, I definitely got my eyes opened today. But what if the girl falls for you? What will you do if she wants to meet in real life?”