The whole family is insanely eavesdropping on my thoughts Chapter 465
Chapter 465: The Buddha’s Rebellion
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“The people of the Spirit Realm sure are fierce…” Xie Yu Zhou muttered under his breath.
The man waved his hand. “Buying or not? They were selling it for six hundred spirit stones inside; I only need three hundred.”
The National Advisor silently took out three hundred spirit stones and tied the headband atop Xie Yu Zhou’s head.
Lu Chao Chao rummaged through the stall and picked up a few more curious trinkets, all affordable yet intriguing.
“Rest assured, anything I sell comes with after-sales service. If someone robs you, I’ll personally get it back for you.” The man’s tone was sincerely resolute.
Everyone was momentarily speechless.
“You must be outsiders, drawn here by the barrier gate leading to the Mortal Realm. This border town is close to the Demon Realm; it’s rare for travelers to pass through.”
The streets filled with cultivators had lined his pockets handsomely.
“But recently, the Treasure Pavilion in West River City has been auctioning off elves. That’s drawn quite a crowd…”
Lu Chao Chao’s eyelid twitched. “Auctioning elves? Elves can be auctioned?” She widened her innocent eyes as if she understood nothing.
The man hushed her.
“Little girl, you don’t understand. Cultivators now desire elves. Elves have even surpassed spirit stones as a form of currency among them.”
“Many elves are treated as mere playthings.”
“Adult elves can warm a bed, and their spiritual energy can be absorbed to extend one’s lifespan. Elves are blessed by heaven and can weaken tribulations. A young elf, raised from childhood, is even more useful.”
Lu Chao Chao clenched her fists so tightly that her knuckles turned white. “Elves are not beasts! They have wisdom, no different from humans!”
The man shook his head. “Little girl, the world is written by the strong.”
“Everyone knows elves are no different from humans, but no one dares to expose the truth. They have no strong backers—who would speak for them? They carry great treasure yet have no power to protect themselves.”
“When is the auction?” Lu Chao Chao’s eyes were red as she asked.
“Three days from now.”
Lu Chao Chao lowered her gaze. Has the Spirit Realm truly grown accustomed to the trafficking of elves?
Cultivation begins with cultivating the heart, yet the Spirit Realm is no longer the place it once was.
“Have you heard of the Xia Family of West River?” The National Advisor inquired. That was their ancestral main branch.
“Of course, the Xia Family specializes in divination and is renowned across the Three Realms. Their main residence is in West River’s capital, only half a day’s journey from here. Oh, and the Treasure Pavilion’s auction is also in West River—perfect for some excitement.”
The National Advisor held Lu Chao Chao’s hand. “As the priest of the Southern Kingdom, I must find a path for our people.”
“Come with me to the Xia Family first, then we’ll head to the auction together.” He knew that Madam Ning was the Elf King.
Lu Chao Chao would never abandon her kin.
She hummed softly, her voice tinged with sorrow.
The National Advisor led the group to West River. Fortunately, the distance was short, and they reached it swiftly via teleportation array.
Upon arrival, Lu Chao Chao staggered slightly.
She abruptly looked up toward a grand palace within the city.
“What’s wrong?”
There was the aura of Chong Yue!
Lu Chao Chao shook her head. “What place is that? It looks even more imposing than an imperial palace.”
Though the National Advisor had never been to West River, ancient records from his lineage provided insight. “That should be the City Lord’s Mansion.”
Lu Chao Chao memorized its location and said no more.
“Wow, the people of the Spirit Realm have such colorful hair! So many shades!” Xie Yu Zhou exclaimed excitedly.
“I want to dye mine yellow. I want to be a blonde!” He ran his fingers through his hair.
In the Mortal Realm, it was believed that one’s body was a gift from their parents and should not be harmed. No one dared to alter their hair.
Lu Chao Chao responded, “I bought some hair dye earlier. If you like, I can dye it for you later.”
Xie Yu Zhou jumped with joy.
“I’ve inquired around. West River’s capital is in the east of the city. I’ll go pay my respects to the clan chief first.”
“I’ll return tomorrow to pick you up.”
The National Advisor found an inn and secured a top room.
It was just Xie Yu Zhou and Lu Chao Chao staying there. Windchaser was a dog, Zhu Mo was a dragon—neither counted as people.
“National Spirit, I leave His Majesty in your care.”
The Black Dragon, with a heart full of despair, nodded in acknowledgment.
After the National Advisor left, Lu Chao Chao saw that night had yet to fall and waved at Xie Yu Zhou. “When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Let me dye all your hair.”
Windchaser’s dog eyes widened in horror, stepping back cautiously.
But with a flick of Lu Chao Chao’s finger, Windchaser was yanked before her.
“Be good. A new color will make you unique across the Three Realms! No one can compare! Come, let me choose a color for you…” Lu Chao Chao grinned mischievously.
Windchaser howled in distress, soon wrapped completely in towels.
As he lay on the ground, hopelessly gazing at the sky, dog tears streamed down his face.
Zhu Mo, having had his dowry stolen, sat by the window in despair, letting Lu Chao Chao fiddle with his hair.
Only Xie Yu Zhou was enthusiastic. “Make mine the brightest yellow!”
Lu Chao Chao perfectly matched her own colors, and soon, the three of them and one dog sat side by side on the bed.
“I’ll go wash first. I can’t wait to see it!”
Xie Yu Zhou dashed off to rinse his hair.
He returned with dazzling golden locks, even his eyebrows bright yellow.
“Yes! I am definitely the coolest kid on this street!” He admired himself in the mirror.
Windchaser washed next, then lay on the floor crying for half an hour.
His once mighty black fur had turned a radiant red—deep, vivid red! The imposing dog now looked utterly ridiculous.
Zhu Mo finally regained his senses and dunked his head into a bucket in horror.
As he emerged, hair wet and dripping, his reflection in the bronze mirror revealed a blinding green!
Lu Chao Chao, satisfied, admired her own rainbow-colored pigtails.
So vibrant! Like a rainbow!
Nightfall
Xie Yu Zhou, half-asleep, felt his soul being pulled into a strange space.
Golden light filled the surroundings. The air was thick with Buddhist chants, and countless wooden fish echoed in unison.
Abbot Shi Kong stood robed in kasaya, bathed in holy light.
“The disciples of the Brahma Kingdom say the Buddha’s Child is lost in the mortal world, refusing to return to the Buddhist path. To guide him back, we shall enlighten him night and day through dreams.”
In the golden radiance, countless compassionate bodhisattvas murmured in agreement.
“We welcome the Buddha’s Child.”
“We welcome the Buddha’s Child.”
As footsteps approached, all eyes turned toward him.
Even after a hundred lifetimes, the Buddha’s Child’s nature would remain unchanged.
Under their boundless Buddhist wisdom, he would surely return.
Yet as he stepped closer, the kindness in their gazes turned to solemn astonishment.
Xie Yu Zhou stood there, golden-haired, blinking at the heavenly assembly.
Feeling the intensity of their stares, he shifted uncomfortably.
“Uh… do you guys also want to dye your hair?” Why are they all staring at me?!
Must be jealousy.