Chapter 772 “Dragony’s Whereabout (6)”
“Di Xiao Wan!” Di Cang’s sight eventually fell upon the princess’s head where he spoke using the heaviest voice he’s ever used: “Shouldn’t you be giving me an explanation?”
Shuddering at being called out, the girl quickly takes a step back: “It’s not my business, it’s your baby boy, he called everyone over with his howl to see the show.”
By this point Bai Xiachen was already looking gobsmackingly stunned, I’ve been cheated? And it’s Sweet Dumbaclutz who cheated me!
“Bai Xiachen!” Grinding his teeth, Di Cang snaps out at his son.
But before any punishment could be dished out for this travesty, the door behind himself was suddenly flung open with a huge kick. Knowing full well what’s happening, the man’s first instinct was to make a quick dash back towards the wash board and onto his knees.
“Yan Yan, are you finally ready to come out to see me?” He smiles all innocently like he didn’t utter any threat.
“What are you all doing here?” Sweeping her gaze across the gathered crowd, “All of you get out of here!”
At that cry, most of the flocking demon beasts started to scramble away like they’ve been pardoned by their liege. This included some of the humans who were careless enough to come snooping around.
As for Di Xiao Wan and the boy, they weren’t so lucky because just when they’re about to slip away among the masses, the woman’s voice caught them. “The two of you stay.”
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“Sister-in-law….” All stiff in her expression, Di Xiao Wan forces a smile: “I am innocent.”
“Mother, it’s Auntie who used me.” Blinking his big blue eyes, the kid promptly pulled out a poor face like he’s also a victim.
“Next time I won’t protect you two if this happens again.” Sucking in a deep breath, Bai Yan makes a slightly deflated sigh at the troublesome pair.
“Yes, Mother.”
“Sister-in-law, I promise I won’t bring anyone to come see a show next time.”
After being relieved at the pardon, the pair quickly ran away out of fear Bai Yan changing her mind.
“How long are you going to keep kneeling there? I only had you go outside, I didn’t…” Looking down at the shameless man, she once again heaves a long sigh like the trouble never ends.
“So you’re forgiving me?” Di Cang’s face was filled to the brim with affection as he asked.
What he really meant there though was this: if you don’t forgive me then I won’t get up….
This bastard is becoming more like a thug everyday. Grinding her mullers, the poor woman wanted to give him a stomp to vent some of the frustration.
“Fine, I’ll forgive you this time. However… you mustn’t disturb me at the next occasion, or else…” Squinting her eyes into a narrow slit, a warning gleam shoots out of the woman’s pupil.
But who was Di Cang? He’s the utterly shameless and hopeless demon lord who’s madly in love with this human woman. Jerking up like a pouncing wolf on a hormone induced craze, he jumps at the chance to wind his horny hands around his wife’s waist and onto her butt. Grinning wickedly: “We didn’t manage to complete the process earlier, how about we finish what we started?”
Shooting a stare over to the guy, This bastard is so hopeless, argh! He’s already showing his real face as soon as I forgive him!
“Are you sure you can keep it up after taking my kick? Doesn’t that part hurt?”
“Oh my love, you are taking your husband here too lightly. Even if you stomp at it ten more times, a hundred more times, I can still get it up and rearing to go!”
“Is that so?” All dangerous in that frosty smirk, Bai Yan shifts her sight down to the man’s bulging crotch: “Then why don’t we take that theory to the test?”
Towards this suggestion, Di Cang could literally feel a chilling breeze running through his back. He knows he’s very well fucked up this time by saying what he shouldn’t. To be clear, that kick earlier had nearly brought him to tears!
“Ahumph!” Suddenly, a faint cough from the side interrupts their flirting conversation.
Looking over, they could see its Bai Yan’s father standing there with a great big grin of barring teeth.
“Father, what are you doing here?” she asks.
“Oh, I was just having a stroll around the home when I heard people mentioning there’s a good show to be seen here. But it looks like I’ve come late and missed it.”
While Bai Yan herself was twitching in the corner of her mouth over that comment, Di Cang wasn’t faring so well. His face was a complete charcoal black because not only did he humiliate himself before everyone today, he also lost any form of respect he would have had by letting his father-in-law see his pitiful image of kneeling on a wash board.
Sure enough, rumors of the great demon lord being nothing more than a wife slave has begun from this day forward. A reputation which would continue to haunt Di Cang until the day he passes away….
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I don’t really get this kneeling on a washboard thing.. can someone explain this to me?? Thanks…
i can’t quite remember the meaning myself but i do know it use to be some kind of joke in the old days for the hubby when they piss off their wives.
It’s a stereotypical punishment given to husbands who are afraid of their wife.
The washboard is basically corrugated metal and kneeling on it would hurt like hell, so it’s certainly an effective punishment…
Essentially, this is the Chinese version of being punished by kneeling on legos.
Thanks for the chapter