Chapter 49
Chapter 49: Little Brat’s Mom Is This Strong, So Go Push Her Physical Ability to the Limit Until She Begs for Mercy
Hu Ban Lan walked in a circle following Jiang Tea Tea’s movement, then stopped in front of her and said: “The winner hasn’t been decided yet. I won’t admit I’m weak. I’m just a bit curious. Your supernatural ability level is higher than mine. Why do you want to hide it?”
With his S-level lightning element supernatural ability, even if he faced the Commander in Chief, he could still throw more than ten bolts of lightning. He had thought that taking her down would only take at most one minute. He had not expected to capsize in her hands and even bring a colleague down with him, giving both sides an extra ten points.
Jiang Tea Tea clicked her tongue and said: “Little cat, as a drill instructor, your job is to figure out how to make us use the forfeit grenade and give up, not to stand here gossiping and lecturing me because you’re curious.”
“Oh, this kind of behavior…” She turned her head and called, “Roommate, what did you call this kind of ‘he can’t win, is weak but won’t train more, and still looks for excuses’ again?”
Sui Xuan Chu raised his voice and answered: “A dog catching mice and minding other people’s business. He’s weak so he thinks he is right!”
“…”
Huang Da Zhuang felt like they were scolding him, but he had no proof.
Hu Ban Lan laughed out loud: “You eight are really little cuties.”
Jiang Tea Tea yawned and said: “Thanks for the praise. Come on, let’s make it quick. I want to whip your face until it’s swollen, then go to sleep.”
“What a big mouth you have.” Hu Ban Lan shouted. He pulled out another iron staff from his space knob storage device and attacked Jiang Tea Tea.
Jiang Tea Tea gripped the twig in her hand. Her movements were faster than his. When he attacked, she swung the branch back at his face.
The iron staff and the branch clashed and sparked. The other thirty-one drill instructors watching on the side looked at each other. In their hearts, they were all calculating Jiang Tea Tea’s odds in a one-on-one.
Sui Xuan Chu, Huang Da Zhuang, and the others had thought about sneaking an attack, but the thirty-one drill instructors had been guarding against them the whole time. With all those eyes on them, they could not find a chance to strike.
“Commander in Chief, I have reset the energy fluctuation curve. The energy fluctuation from the branch in Jiang Tea Tea’s hand has already reached two hundred.”
Cai Xi Chao carried her light-brain wrist terminal over to her own Commander in Chief and reported, showing him the graph of the unknown energy fluctuation.
Chong Ming only glanced at the graph out of the corner of his eye. His gaze stayed on the video surveillance feed of Jiang Tea Tea fighting Hu Ban Lan. He said: “First Army Corps Major Hu Ban Lan is not her match. In five minutes, she’ll have him on the ground.”
“…”
Cai Xi Chao was speechless.
Forget it. She continued watching the surveillance and recording the screen. If the Commander in Chief wanted to see it later, she would show him the replay.
Hu Ban Lan’s iron staff could not break the branch in Jiang Tea Tea’s hand. But Jiang Tea Tea could break the branch herself. She snapped off a section, gripped the broken piece, and stabbed toward his chest.
Hu Ban Lan bent his body down to dodge the stabbing branch, then lifted his strong leg to kick at her stomach.
Jiang Tea Tea pressed down on his staff for leverage and bounced straight up on the spot, dodging his kick. In midair, she flipped and stomped down toward his head.
Hu Ban Lan swung the staff in his hand and lashed at her foot. Jiang Tea Tea kicked his staff aside with one foot, then stepped on his shoulder with the other and pressed down.
Hu Ban Lan’s body sank downward. His foot sank into the rotten leaves and mud. His shoulder suddenly felt like it was being crushed by a mountain. It not only made it hard for him to breathe, he could not move at all.
Jiang Tea Tea planted her other foot on his head. As she used her spiritual power, Hu Ban Lan’s body sank down again.
He had already sunk twice. The first time, his ankles went into the mud. The second time, his calves went in. He could not move even a bit of his S-level lightning element supernatural ability.
The third time, Jiang Tea Tea put strength into both feet at once. Half of Hu Ban Lan’s body sank into the mud. Then Jiang Tea Tea jumped down from his head and chopped the back of his neck with her palm, knocking him out.
After that, she pulled him out of the mud like she was pulling out a radish and threw him to Huang Da Zhuang and the others. They tied him together with the two drill instructors from before.
Jiang Tea Tea stood in the middle. Her gaze swept over the other thirty-one drill instructors and she called: “Cheng Lin Yue, come here.”
Cheng Lin Yue answered in a clear voice: “Yes, Sister Tea, I’m coming.”
Jiang Tea Tea said to Cheng Lin Yue who had run to her side: “Use your water element ability to attack them.”
“Oh, okay…” Cheng Lin Yue said.
She activated her S-level water element ability. Water columns as thick as a thigh shot out toward the thirty-one people in the drill instructor group.
The thirty-one drill instructors did not just sit and wait to die. They attacked Jiang Tea Tea and Cheng Lin Yue at the same time.
Jiang Tea Tea pushed Cheng Lin Yue back, then snapped the branch in her hand into smaller pieces and flicked them at the water columns.
With a bang, the water columns that were attacking the drill instructors exploded. Countless water droplets turned into sharp ice weapons. Like they had grown eyes, they shot at the drill instructor group.
The drill instructors had been planning to attack Jiang Tea Tea. Now that they were under attack from these sharp ice weapons, they had to stop and fight back to shatter the ice.
Jiang Tea Tea used the chance. She broke the branch in her hand into more short pieces. They turned into weapons in her hands as she flicked them at the necks of the drill instructors.
One, two, three… four, five, six… every single drill instructor had the skin at his throat brushed by a branch, and blood flowed out.
After they finally destroyed all the icy pellets, they wanted to attack Jiang Tea Tea again. But Chong Ming’s voice rang out from the sky: “Thirty-one drill instructors of the First Army Corps, your throats have already been cut by Jiang Tea Tea schoolmate. You are dead. Dead people cannot attack the enemy!”
All thirty-one drill instructors trembled inside. They reached for their throats and felt their hands come away wet with blood. That meant that on a real battlefield, they would have died on the spot with their throats cut.
Jiang Tea Tea raised her head and looked up at the sky. Besides the bright light, she could not see any warship, nor could she see the “big golden loach” that was speaking.
She could not see anything, so Jiang Tea Tea lowered her head again. She walked over to one drill instructor, grabbed the space knob storage device on his wrist, removed it, and casually tossed it away. “Huang Da Zhuang, catch.”
Huang Da Zhuang reached out and caught it. He shoved it into his pocket and said: “Thanks, Sister Tea. A drill instructor’s space knob storage device is definitely packed with supplies.”
Jiang Tea Tea grinned at him: “I think so too. Their protective suits and helmets look pretty good. Come over and strip them.”
Tied-up Ye Lang spoke up: “Jiang Tea Tea schoolmate, what you’re doing is kind of insulting the corpses.”
Jiang Tea Tea flicked a short piece of branch at his neck. The branch cut his skin just right, and blood flowed from the cut.
She made a seal-the-mouth gesture at Ye Lang and said: “Stripping a few clothes already counts as insulting corpses? The way you talk is really unpleasant. It would be better if you played dead.”
“If you’re dead, even if I chop you into eight pieces and strip you until not even your underwear is left, you can only stare and swallow your anger.”
Ye Lang: dead.
The other drill instructors suddenly got a bit worried that they really would strip off their underwear.
Flunky Huang Da Zhuang had already started stripping a drill instructor’s clothes while his mouth agreed with Jiang Tea Tea: “Sister Tea is right.”
Sui Xuan Chu, Yan Yu, Cheng Xiao Ting, and the other beastmen also joined the stripping line. They shouted their slogan: “Trust Sister Tea, win the championship!”
Of the thirty-four drill instructors, aside from the one who had been struck by lightning, all their combat suits, combat boots, space knob storage devices, and light-brain wrist terminals were looted clean. Only their underwear was left.
The drill instructors had been in the First Army Corps for so many years and had never suffered this kind of humiliation. This was the biggest Waterloo of their lives.
Jiang Tea Tea and the others took healing spray and healing devices out of the looted space knob storage devices.
Cheng Lin Yue healed each of them once, removing their pain and restoring some of their physical ability.
Then they took out a signal shielding device and activated it. Stepping on the captured ground hover sleds, they headed deeper into the forest.
Chong Ming’s voice sounded again, but this time it did not only sound near Jiang Tea Tea and the others. It echoed across the entire Primitive Tropical Planet.
“Congratulations to the eight members of the Royal Military Imperial Academy ‘Kill the Other Twenty Nine Military Academies’ squad for taking down thirty-four drill instructors of the First Army Corps. The squad gains a total of three hundred and forty points. Each person gains three hundred and forty points. A special bonus of five hundred points goes to Jiang Tea Tea schoolmate.”
“I hope Jiang Tea Tea schoolmate keeps up the good work, continues to take down more drill instructors, and farms even more points.”
“I also hope the other schoolmates will learn from her. If each person can take down thirty-four drill instructors, then not only will your squad gain points and you gain personal points, you will also get special bonus points.”
The students and drill instructors from all thirty military academies were stunned when they heard the voice of their idol, their heartthrob idol, broadcast this announcement.
After the broadcast, Chong Ming gave an order to the commanders of the thirty Army Corps: “My Army Corps commanders, from this moment on, each of you will take ten elite troopers down there. Day and night without rest, push Jiang Tea Tea and her squad members’ physical ability limits to the breaking point until they use the forfeit grenade and give up!”