Chapter 151
Chapter 151: Half-man half-dragon seduction, surprised or not?
Jiang Tea Tea, hearing that, instinctively sucked in her saliva and reached up to wipe her mouth. She wiped at nothing. There was no drool. She glared at Chong Ming: “You are playing me?”
A smile flashed across Chong Ming’s eyes: “I am not playing you. I was reminding you ahead of time. You do not have to take it seriously.”
Jiang Tea Tea was so angry she went straight for him, grabbing his neck: “You bastard, you are looking for death.”
Chong Ming let his neck rest in her hands. She squeezed hard, but he acted like nothing was wrong. He even opened his mouth to anger her more: “You have quite a bit of strength. Do you want me to stretch my neck out so it is easier for you to choke?”
His neck was covered in scales. She could not choke him or break it.
Even without scales, she still could not choke him to death.
Was she, the only Great Demon Stage in the Tea Tree clan, going to throw away her pride like this?
Jiang Tea Tea squeezed with all her strength, squeezed even harder, and even used her Spiritual Power. Chong Ming still acted like nothing was happening. His face did not turn red, and his breathing stayed smooth. Only the tips of his ears turned red.
Jiang Tea Tea was so focused on choking him that she did not see his red ears at all. In the end, she only managed to make herself angrier. She lifted her hand and slapped the dragon tail that had wrapped around her lower back: “Get away from me.”
Chong Ming’s dragon tail swayed once from the slap, then dropped onto the bed. He looked at her calmly, like he was looking at a bristling cat: “If I go farther away, you will not be able to choke me.”
Jiang Tea Tea felt like a mouthful of old blood was stuck in her throat. She could not spit it out or swallow it down. She rolled off his body.
Chong Ming turned his head to look at her: “Not happy with how you choked me? Are you angry now?”
That feeling of slapping into soft cotton made any demon feel bad, very bad.
Jiang Tea Tea let out an angry snort and ignored Chong Ming. She had just climbed off the bed when she heard Chong Ming call her: “Jiang Tea Tea…”
Jiang Tea Tea was ready to admit she could not beat him or choke him to death, but she could still yell at him. She did not expect that, before she could start scolding, what entered her field of vision was a half-dragon, half-man.
Chong Ming’s old mud loach body now had a naked human upper body, and from his waist and hips down it was all dragon. He lay sideways on the bed, his hair slightly messy, the tips of his ears a little red, his eyes deep.
In this half-man half-dragon form, not only did he make Jiang Tea Tea feel hungry, but he also made her heart beat faster. She felt he was very good-looking.
[Am I, a Great Demon Stage, so hungry for this big tonic that, as long as he is naked, I think he looks tasty and want to eat him?] Jiang Tea Tea wondered.
While Jiang Tea Tea was still lost in staring at Chong Ming, her light-brain wrist terminal suddenly vibrated. She snapped back to herself, took two quick steps back, and turned around. Her heart was pounding wildly, so loud it was beyond anything she had expected.
She quietly took a couple of deep breaths, tapped open the light-brain wrist terminal, glanced at it, then said to Chong Ming: “My roommate asked me to go out for barbecue. You sleep first. See you later!”
Chong Ming’s golden eyes darkened.
Her roommate asked her to go out for barbecue? Her roommate was still training on the Training Ground right now.
Chong Ming was just about to call out to her, when Jiang Tea Tea ran out of the bedroom barefoot, as if she was afraid he would drag her back.
Chong Ming sat up, opened his own light-brain wrist terminal, and checked the video Surveillance System for Sui Xuan Chu. Sui Xuan Chu was still on the Training Ground, being beaten until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.
Then Chong Ming anonymously logged into a forum about how to chase pure human females and wrote a comment: “Seduction works. A half-beast half-human seduction can make the pure human female you are chasing stare at you without blinking.”
Many comments rushed in under his post at once: “Right, right, a half-human half-Beast Form really catches a female’s eye. Back then I used this move to catch my partner’s eye.”
“My partner only agreed to date me in the first place because she wanted to look at my half-human half-Beast Form. Now we have been married more than ten years and already have younglings. Whenever I make her angry, as long as I switch into my half-human half-Beast Form, she stops being mad.”
“Hahaha, me too, me too. My fiancee really likes my half-human half-Beast Form. She often asks me to turn half-beast and crawl into her arms so she can pet me.”
“Is my tail just a tail? No, it is fluffy fun. Who can say no to fluffy fun? No one can. I am lying in my partner’s arms right now while I type this.”
“You are all half-human half-beast, and I am still happy in a different way. My wife happens to like my full Beast Form. When she sees my Beast Form, she cannot even walk away. I am so happy. Am I proud? Am I showing off?”
“Such a show-off upstairs. Who are you trying to impress, acting like nobody else has a partner? My partner is great too. I chased her for five years before I got her.”
“You chased for five years? I only needed three years to win my partner over, and she went with me to register for marriage. Jealous, right? Envious, right? Bet you did not expect that!”
“Chasing for three years is nothing. Mine was marriage first, love later. I just grabbed her and carried her straight back to my nest.”
“Wow, marriage first, love later. That kind of story is the most exciting. There is something new every day. I love it, I love it.”
Chong Ming glanced through the replies under his anonymous account. His eyes stayed fixed on the words “marriage first, love later” for a long time.
Jiang Tea Tea, wearing pajamas and with her long hair loose, ran barefoot out of the palace where Chong Ming lived and went to find Sui Xuan Chu.
Sui Xuan Chu had been beaten half to death. Earlier he had yelled for Jiang Tea Tea to save him, and he had not expected that she would really come.
As soon as Jiang Tea Tea arrived, his training situation flipped at once. The flying flood-dragon-type beastmen and bird-type beastmen who were training him were suddenly hit by branches rising from the ground, which wrapped around them and lifted them high into the air. They hung there, struggling.
With his nose and face bruised and bleeding, Sui Xuan Chu looked up at the beastmen who had been training him, now tied up and hanging above, and finally felt proud: “Sister Tea, come on, I will take you out for a late-night snack.”
Jiang Tea Tea did not want to go back to her rooms so soon. After eating and drinking her fill, she sneaked with Sui Xuan Chu into the Imperial Palace kitchen.
They grilled small pieces of meat, served fruit, and drank juice. Pointing at his swollen and bruised face, Sui Xuan Chu wailed: “Jiang Tea Tea, did you see? Did you see? I get beaten this badly every day. Every single day I get beaten this badly.”
“The last few days, I finally managed to beat three bird-type beastmen. Then my uncle added two more flying flood-dragon beastmen to fight me.”
“Three people cannot beat me, but five people can. I know that once I can beat those five, he will add ten more, then a hundred.”
“What other Crown Prince trains like I do?”
Jiang Tea Tea stuffed a piece of meat into his mouth: “There is no help for it. Your family only has you. If your uncle did not train you and instead trained me and passed the Imperial Throne to me, would that not be a joke?”
Sui Xuan Chu chewed hard on the meat in his mouth and swallowed it. His eyes were red as he stared at her belly: “Who said my family only has me? Do you not still have one in your belly?”
Jiang Tea Tea denied it at once: “Hey, hey, hey, what is in my belly has nothing to do with your family. Even your uncle cannot scheme about it. You better not even think about it.”
“You heartless woman,” Sui Xuan Chu complained, “can you not say a few nice things to comfort me?”
Jiang Tea Tea spread her hands: “I am no good at that.”
Sui Xuan Chu almost burst into tears in front of her: “Why are the younglings of our Golden Dragon Clan so few? Why can we not be like the Canine Family, five babies in one litter, eight in one litter? Why can we not be like the Feline Family, six babies at once?”
“You, can you not just have ten babies in one litter, so that besides handling the big affairs of the nation, my uncle also has to train your younglings, making him run around so much his feet never touch the ground, crying to the sky like I do?”