Chapter 0136

Chapter 136: Cry? Crying counts as time!

A strangled groan slipped out as Tang Qi’s eyes turned blood red; his spirit shook and he thrashed like he was fighting chains. He roared, voice cracked: “What did you do to me? I’m losing control!”

He glared at the Di Ting Divine Boar. A wild, beastlike urge surged up, nearly drowning his reason. Long ago he abused a Love Gu to try to control the little demoness, but Mu Rong Ya countered him and linked him to a wild boar, leaving a handle on him. Now it was time to pay.

“Ding-dang, ding-dang,” Zhou Tong gently shook a bell. Inside the bell lay the Mother Gu of the Love Gu. Strange waves spread out, and the Gu inside Tang Qi went wild.

Tang Qi’s eyes bulged. He hammered his own body with his fists, trying to use pain to stay awake. [Absolutely not. I cannot lose it here, or I will become the laughingstock of the Heavenly Servants!]

Fear flashed across his face, mixing with an involuntary craving that made him feel like he was going insane. Zhou Tong smiled coldly and said: “Stop resisting. Let your obsession out, and I’ll give you a hand.”

Joyous Union Heavenly Art roared to full power through Zhou Tong and poured into the bell. Tang Qi’s reason snapped. He stared at the Di Ting Divine Boar and gave the filthiest grin, then shouted: “Beauty, here I come!”

He dove and hugged the Di Ting Divine Boar, trying to kiss it like a madman. The sight stunned countless living beings. Even the Devil King froze as if struck by lightning, unable to believe it. He had been told Humans were diverse, but seeing this with his own eyes broke his worldview.

You Jing Feng pointed at Tang Qi with open scorn and asked the Devil King: “Was this your control?”

The Devil King snapped back: “Nonsense. How could I do something so low? Do not stain my honor!”

Everyone below stood slack-jawed, like clay statues. Moments ago they doubted that Tang Qi was controlled by the Devil King. Now they fully believed it. Hobbies are free, yes, but freedom at this level is just rude. So it had to be the work of the Devil Race.

Tang Qi got bolder, ripping his shirt to shreds as he climbed onto the boar’s back and howled: “I will have you. Give in now, and I’ll carry you to Ascension bliss!”

If it had been an ordinary boar, he might have gotten away with it. But the Di Ting Divine Boar was no common creature. It was a Divine Beast fluent in Nether power and space power; without a No. 90 spirit talisman, even Zhou Tong could not handle it. The Divine Boar flashed with violent light, stomped once, and turned into a living bomb, blasting out a brutal shockwave.

Tang Qi screamed as he was blown away, his crotch taking the hit first. Zhou Tong drawled with a tease: “How’s that egg-blast feel?”

But Tang Qi ignored the pain and sprinted back at the Divine Boar. He flailed in the ugliest way, spewing crude lines as he chased: “Beauty, just yield to me. Today I will take you down on the spot!”

“Ah! My eyes burn!” a female cultivator cried, covering her eyes as tears streamed down. She felt her Dao heart cracking. This Monster seemed sent by the heavens just to punish them.

Zhou Tong watched, feeling wonderfully at ease. A perfect storm of lustful obsession flowed into him. In a few breaths, his Three Poisons Heart was full. Greed, anger, and delusion were all in place. He could break through.

With a crisp snap, Zhou Tong crushed the bell and jolted Tang Qi awake. Tang Qi froze in midair, still hugging the Di Ting Divine Boar. He looked around at a sea of mocking eyes and turned ashen as he stammered: “What… what did I just do?”

Zhou Tong sneered and said: “You didn’t have time to do it.” The Di Ting Divine Boar used that moment to wrench free and trotted back to Zhou Tong’s side.

“You schemed against me!” Tang Qi’s eyes bled as he realized he was finished. This was a killing blow straight to the heart. From now on, no one would remember he had been the number one heaven’s chosen of his generation. They would only remember that he tried to assault a boar in broad daylight.

Zhou Tong gave him a thumbs-up and said: “I’ve long heard Young Master Tang is bold and free by nature. Seeing you today, it’s all true.” As he spoke, he carved Array Arts in the air. In a blink, countless image-and-sound recording arrays bloomed like stars, replaying Tang Qi’s pig-chasing scene again and again.

Tang Qi’s voice shook as he asked: “What are you doing?”

Zhou Tong smiled: “Helping you become famous. Young Master Tang is so romantic, daring to do what others dare not. A role model, really. I plan to spread your heroic figure across the world, so all will bow and praise. How about it?”

“Stop!” Tang Qi roared, but he was too late. The recording arrays scattered like heavenly maidens tossing flowers, drifting across sky and earth.

“No!” he howled, feeling his spirit hollow out.

Zhou Tong laughed and said: “Look how happy you are. From now on, everyone will share your legend. Even if you become an emperor later, you can take the title Pig Loving Great Emperor.”

The line crushed Tang Qi’s Dao heart. Becoming an emperor had been his final goal. Now it felt empty and dull. What emperor is crazy in love with pigs? No emperor could be that pathetic. He coughed blood and began to sob, too broken to even think of revenge. He wished he could die.

Zhou Tong kept working his Arrays and said with a grin: “Crying? Crying counts as time too!” He prepared to record every last ugly moment.

“You deserve death. I’m taking you with me today!” Tang Qi snapped and charged at Zhou Tong in a blind rage.

“Get lost,” a clear voice snapped as Zhang Chu Qiao shot in from Zhao Wu Tian’s battlefield with unbelievable speed. Her kick smashed straight into Tang Qi’s groin as she shouted: “Taiyi Egg Shattering Kick!”

The senior sister went all-in, channeling the ruinous Taiyi divine power and erasing that thing completely. Every man present clamped his legs and went pale, and even Zhou Tong’s heart skipped. Tang Qi’s eyes rolled up and he fainted dead away. He was truly ruined. If he wanted to “rise again,” he would have to defy fate itself.